So 3 very cool bloggers who I read (which is a euphemism for stalk in an unhealthily obsessive way) have a blog every day in July thing going on. They also have a button, buttons are cool.
Anyho, today's prompt is a list of interview questions. I have decided to interview Reginald. Partly because its been a while since you guys heard from him and partly because I am slightly scared that if I don't he will murder me in my sleep.
Also for anyone not acquainted with Reg I feel I should warn you that he is an entirely self involved egomaniac with plans for world domination. He is also a dinosaur. A t-rex to be more specific.
(for those of you wondering yes that is Reg posing with a croc with arms. Apparently that's Stella and she's a Aries)
Me: So Reg I'm going to interview you for my blog, if that's OK?
Reg: Will people read it?
Me: Yes. Well Shannon and Desiree will at any rate.
Reg: Very well, you may proceed.
Me: Question 1 is what's your hidden talent?
Reg: I am able to disguise my utter contempt for your species.
Me: Reg I don't think you've ever actually done that so I'm not sure that can really count, as I don't think its a talent you actually have.
Reg: HOW DARE YOU CONTRADICT ME, I SHOULD HAVE YOU WHIPPED FOR SUCH INSUBORDINATION!!!
Me: Fine, you hide your contempt very well, lets move on. What's your favourite TV show?
Reg: Must I answer this?
Reg: I don't want to, its not very becoming of a world leader.
Me: Sigh, can't you just put your world domination aside for a wee bit and answer some questions like a normal dinosaur?
Reg: Sponge bob.
Reg: PATRICK IS A COMIC GENIUS SO DON'T YOU DARE JUDGE ME I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T WANT TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION!!!!!!
Me: Whatever, name someone you admire.
Reg: Other than myself?
Me: Yes I think that's implied.
Reg: Micky Mouse. That mouse is so cunning he has everyone convinced he's loveable when actually its a very long play for world domination. He's still no threat to my plan but I admire his spunk.
Me: Ooooooooook then. I'm not sure this interview is going the way it should be but it feels too late to back out now. So moving on. Question number 4 is who is Canada's current Prime Minister.
Reg: That question is irrelevant, I will become supreme dictator of the world shortly.
Me: Question 5: Cake or Pie?
Reg: Pie is clearly superior. It can be both savory and sweet. In fact I think I may pass a law that people are only allowed to eat pie.
Me: and if you could only eat one food for the rest of your life?
Reg: The souls of kittens. In pie form. Obviously
Me: Whats your favourite memory of me?
Reg: I have none, you are merely a necessary evil in my life, I plan on having you executed shortly after I come to power.
Me: delightful! Question number 8. Quote a movie right now!
Reg: "Ah, how should I do it? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea. And then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself. And when it arrives, AH HA HA HA, I'll SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!
Me: is that Yzma from the emperors new groove?
Me: I KNEW you like that movie even though you claimed that the emperor was weak for changing due to peer pressure!!!
Reg: Yzma was the real hero of the movie.
Me: your were able to quote that awfully fast for someone who considered the whole movie to be of such a low grade that "your brains were leaking out your ears in protest".
Me: OK last question, name something inappropriate you always laugh at.
Reg: the dreams of small children.
I'm really not sure what to say after that, other than to offer a vauge sort of apology for subjecting you to that?